I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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