I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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