But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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