i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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