everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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