I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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