It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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