i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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