first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So vagazzling was a success
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