If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Someone signed my nipple.
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