He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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