how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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