Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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