what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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