She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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