I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Barsexuality is the new black.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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