this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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