even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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