She said her name was "party"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just high enough for therapy.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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