you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
