Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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