Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
