yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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