Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Still dying that you shit outside
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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