Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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