I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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