My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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