Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Can I color on your dick again?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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