Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I can't turn off my feet"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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