We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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