I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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