its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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