11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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