I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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