Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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