so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She bit a glass in half.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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