Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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