U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So. Much. Porn.
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