This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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