my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
ok first of all what the fuck
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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