When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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