my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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