I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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