Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Its about making memories worth repressing
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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