a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
