I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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