I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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