Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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