there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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