Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
